Too Unbelievable

Well, you wake up in the morning with a pain in your neck

Aint no obvious reason why

Because you’ve taken all the advice that the world can give you

Aint nothing left to do but cry

And you reach for your only pair of wearable socks

But they’re not where you thought they would be

So waste the whole day looking for one damn pair

Until the night rolls around and you see…..

That it’s all, all, all…..

Too Unbelievable, Too Unbelievable, Too Unbelievable, yeah!

Too Unbelievable baby! Why’d you bother getting up for in the first place?

Well, you’re up on the stage and you’re flying high

And your guitar is starting to burn

And you hope that the audience feels the same

Yeah! They’re really beginning to learn

How all your hard work is finally paying you off

Yeah, the blisters have turned into bliss

And you feel like you’re on top of the world

Until you play something like this…….(messed up riff)

Then it’s all, all, all, all…..

Too Unbelievable, Too Unbelievable, Too Unbelievable, yeah!

Too Unbelievable baby! Why’d your bother buying a guitar for in the first place?

Well, they ruined your childhood with public school

Then they force you to pay school tax

Or they murdered your baby with nuclear power

Then they charge you more to clean up the gas

Or you’re tryin’ to lay this girl and it’s driving you nuts

Until you have to get down and beg

Then you find out that she’s a transvestite

As you slide your lips up his leg

Then it’s all, all, all, all, all…..

Too Unbelievable, Too Unbelievable, Too Unbelievable, yeah!

Too Unbelievable baby! Why’d you bother being born for in the first place?

When it’s all, all, all, all, all…..Too Unbelievable?

Notes: About how ridiculously silly bad luck can be.