Natural Gas

Repressors are gonna get depressed by me
Nothing’s gonna stop me because I think free
Love with me or let me be
Or I’ll burn your………..
Cause it’s a Natural Gas, Natural Gas, Natural Gas…..Natural Gas!

I don’t like you when you say, “Grrrrr!”
I don’t even know what you’re good fer
Don’t tell me to call you ‘Sir’
I’d rather burn your………..
Cause it’s a Natural Gas, Natural Gas, Natural Gas…..Natural Gas!

I like women and I like them pretty
I don’t like men who treat them shitty
And if you don’t like the way we play this little ditty
It’ll burn your……..
Cause it’s a Natural Gas, Natural Gas, Natural Gas…..Natural Gas!

(Lead)

My love looks good even when her back’s turned
That’s the secret of what I’ve learned
She don’t see me but I know I’m not spurned
That’s when I burn her…….
Cause she’s a Natural Gas, Natural Gas, Natural Gas…..Natural Gas!
Natural Gas, Natural Gas, Natural Gas!

Notes: Written as an anthem of self-expression- in the middle of the night, much to my family’s probable chagrin. God Bless them, I never heard a complaint about it from them. What a great family I had.