Crazy Chicks Turn Me On

(Chorus)

Crazy chicks turn me on

How come the world thinks they’re so doggone wrong

When those, crazy chicks they really

Turn me on

(Verse)

Well I turned on the TV to get me some kicks

Started flippin’ channels and got to number six

Well the violence there was just makin’ me sick, so I

Changed the dial to get a different fix

There was Britney with her bald head a-gleamin’

Smashin’ car windows- I thought I was dreamin’

It was somethin’ I just couldn’t miss as I

Hugged the TV and gave it a kiss……

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(Verse)

Well, after about half an hour of tastin’ that glass

Britney was gone and it was on to the next lass-

The Runaway Bride with her wide eyes a-poppin’

I felt my heart skip like it was a-stoppin’

She led ’em all on a wild goose chase

She just had to get away from that place

It says she’s crazy on the police blotter

But to me that just makes her all the more hotter!

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(Verse)

Now babe you’re with me and it’s so hard to believe

That someone like you could love someone like me

It aint right- I’ve never seen this before

Forget the others- it’s you I adore

You may be crazy but I aint worried about that

I like exactly where your mind is at

It drives me insane to have someone so true

You’re crazy ’bout me but I’m crazier about you

(Chorus)

Crazy chicks turn me on. Crazy chicks turn me on

Forget the world- how could they be so wrong when those

Crazy chicks they really turn, turn, turn me on….. and on and on and on and on…..